{"id":7937,"date":"2018-12-05T20:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-12-05T20:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/?p=7937"},"modified":"2020-01-10T15:05:32","modified_gmt":"2020-01-10T15:05:32","slug":"funny-senior-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/funny-senior-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"The 100 Most Epic and Funny Senior Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

The yearbooks of each high school are filled with mundane insights and wannabe-quotes. But every once in a while, there\u2019s one student who manages to come up with the most epic quote of the decade. Some of the best senior quotes are subtly hidden so that they do not fall prey to the censorship of overprotective teachers. Other quotes are straight to your face and one really wonders how they\u2019ve managed to remain in the yearbook. Be that as it may, senior quotes are a fantastic way to sum up your time in school with one sentence. Let\u2019s have a look at the true legends who took a massive risk with their hilariously funny senior quotes. These are the students who pulled off some of the most epic senior quotes ever. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

You\u2019re a senior in high school or college and you have one sentence by which everyone you know will remember you. One sentence is definitely not enough to summarize all the experiences you\u2019ve made in school. And it surely is not enough to come up with something truly memorable.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, that is my actual last name.\u201d
\nChristopher Gaylord<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But if you do come up with an exceptional quote, you can be sure that the entire school will remember you.<\/p>\n

\"Senior
Enjoy our collection of epic senior quotes. Image by Karen Kasmauski<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

While most students prefer to play it safe by quoting a famous person, by expressing who they are or by honoring their friends, every generation has its handful of pranksters who do not play by the rules. These are the geniuses that will always be known as \u201cthe legendary yearbook students.\u201d<\/p>\n

The 100 Most Epic and Funny Senior Quotes<\/h2>\n

Every once in a while a true genius comes along and blows everyone away. These are the quotes that left everyone laughing.<\/p>\n

Here are the students who pulled off epically funny senior quotes<\/h4>\n

1.<\/h3>\n

“The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.”
\n[-> Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.]\u201c<\/em>
\nAmber Rains<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Office\"<\/p>\n

2.<\/h3>\n

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.\u201c
\nAnkit Jain<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Vegetarian\"<\/p>\n

3.<\/h3>\n

“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.\u201c
\nStephany Esquivel<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Girlfriends\"<\/p>\n

4.<\/h3>\n

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.\u201c
\nRichard Gilot<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Cheaters\"<\/p>\n

5.<\/h3>\n

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.\u201c
\nKatya Zamolodchikova<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

6.<\/h3>\n

“To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…\u201c
\nJulia Simsuangco<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Teachers\"<\/p>\n

7.<\/h3>\n

“I’ve been a Ho all my life.\u201c
\nMichelle Ho<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"all-my-life\"<\/p>\n

8.<\/h3>\n

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.\u201c
\nStephanie Flores<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Copy<\/p>\n

9.<\/h3>\n

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.\u201c
\nJireh<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

10.<\/h3>\n

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.\u201c
\nJoanna Clark<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Accomplishment\"<\/p>\n

11.<\/h3>\n

“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.\u201c
\nIyanna Morgan<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"cake-Senior-quote\"<\/p>\n

12.<\/h3>\n

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.\u201c
\nRandey Chung<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Like<\/p>\n

13.<\/h3>\n

“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.\u201c
\nAnonymous<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"113,880<\/p>\n

14.<\/h3>\n

“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.\u201c
\nGabriela Willis<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Mathematics\"<\/p>\n

15.<\/h3>\n

“Morgan is my girlfriend. \u2013 Nobody\u201c
\nMorgan Worley<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Girlfriend\"<\/p>\n

16.<\/h3>\n

“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my twitter: @nerojordan\u201c
\nJordan Nero<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Don\u2019t<\/p>\n

17.<\/h3>\n

“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.\u201c
\nHugh Vo<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"biceps\"<\/p>\n

18.<\/h3>\n

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.\u201c
\nOmotola Omotinugbon<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Here\"<\/p>\n

19.<\/h3>\n

“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Harry<\/p>\n

20.<\/h3>\n

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.\u201c
\nKatia Perez<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Computer<\/p>\n

21.<\/h3>\n

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.\u201c
\nKarl Mangune<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"character-limit\"<\/p>\n

22.<\/h3>\n

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.\u201c
\nMaximiliano Navarro<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Ravioli\"<\/p>\n

23.<\/h3>\n

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.\u201c
\nThe anonymous triplets<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Triplets\"<\/p>\n

24.<\/h3>\n

“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.\u201c
\nAaron<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Single<\/p>\n

25.<\/h3>\n

“Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.\u201c
\nBetshina Bernier<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Caucasian-senior-quote\"<\/p>\n

26.<\/h3>\n

“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.\u201c
\nHannah Goldsborough<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Graduation\"<\/p>\n

27.<\/h3>\n

“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.\u201c
\nMartin Sanchez<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Straight\"<\/p>\n

28.<\/h3>\n

“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.\u201c
\nMichael and Steven DiBlasi<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Money\"<\/p>\n

29.<\/h3>\n

“Remember that true beauty comes from within \u2014 within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.\u201c
\nJeffree Star<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"True<\/p>\n

30.<\/h3>\n

“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ \u2014 Dad\u201c
\nMiranda<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"fries\"<\/p>\n

31.<\/h3>\n

“If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. Precious to
\nUnknown<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Pineapple\"<\/p>\n

32.<\/h3>\n

“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.\u201c
\nAmena Al-shugaa<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"earphones\"<\/p>\n

33.<\/h3>\n

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.\u201c
\nAlexander Gouon<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Hannah<\/p>\n

34.<\/h3>\n

“WE ARE NOT RELATED.\u201c
\nThe Nguyens<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Not<\/p>\n

35.<\/h3>\n

“… was released from his four-year sentence.\u201c
\nFaizon Graham<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Sentence\"<\/p>\n

36.<\/h3>\n

“To the window… To the wall…\u201c
\nLewis<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Coordination\"<\/p>\n

37.<\/h3>\n

“My senior project was to make a clone. A+\u201c
\nUnknown twins<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Clone\"<\/p>\n

38.<\/h3>\n

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.\u201c
\nJenna Allen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Let<\/p>\n

39.<\/h3>\n

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.\u201c
\nAlixandra Garcia<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Joking\"<\/p>\n

40.<\/h3>\n

“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyonc\u00e9.\u201c
\nMcKenzie Ward<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Beyonce\"<\/p>\n

41.<\/h3>\n

“When are our senior quotes due?\u201c
\nJeffrey Goodwin<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

42.<\/h3>\n

“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.\u201c
\nDamenian sparks<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

43.<\/h3>\n

“You need a good plans to get high (pole vault).\u201c
\nPatrick Hughes<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

44.<\/h3>\n

“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.\u201c
\nConnor<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

45.<\/h3>\n

“The ‘s’ is silent.\u201c
\nPareekshit Ravi<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

46.<\/h3>\n

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.\u201c
\nDaniel Jones<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

47.<\/h3>\n

“Sam just stole my girl again. \u2013 Everyone\u201c
\nSamuel Teehee<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Sam<\/p>\n

48.<\/h3>\n

“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

49.<\/h3>\n

“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.\u201c
\nAditya Tammana<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"100<\/p>\n

50.<\/h3>\n

“My mom should have swallowed me.\u201c
\nTy<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"My<\/p>\n

51.<\/h3>\n

“I was the Beyonc\u00e9 in a school full of Michelles.\u201c
\nJose Alvarez<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

52.<\/h3>\n

“This was so easy a caveman could do it.\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

53.<\/h3>\n

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you\u2019re gonna graduate.\u201c
\nFranco Citlalli<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

54.<\/h3>\n

“If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

55.<\/h3>\n

“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?\u201c
\nVictoria DiPaolo<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I\u2019m<\/p>\n

56.<\/h3>\n

“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.\u201c
\nIan Longley<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Of<\/p>\n

57.<\/h3>\n

“I am not Amith. I am a legend.\u201c
\nAmith M.<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

58.<\/h3>\n

“I finally learned how to right good.\u201c
\nAnonymous<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

59.<\/h3>\n

“Goodbye everyone! I will remember you all in therapy.\u201c
\nPlankton<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

60.<\/h3>\n

“See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.\u201c
\nPaulyn Trinh<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

61.<\/h3>\n

“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.\u201c
\nRihanna<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

62.<\/h3>\n

“Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

63.<\/h3>\n

“You will regret not dating me in high school.\u201c
\nBrookelle Wesley<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"You<\/p>\n

64.<\/h3>\n

“When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.
\nDiana Lopez<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"When<\/p>\n

65.<\/h3>\n

“I cheated on all my exams.\u201c
\nRoshan McGuinness<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

66.<\/h3>\n

“I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.\u201c
\nSegun Akigbogun<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

67.<\/h3>\n

“This quote is too important to screw up, so I\u2019m playing it safe.\u201c
\nAnonymous<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

68.<\/h3>\n

“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.\u201c
\nAian Nguyen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"my<\/p>\n

69.<\/h3>\n

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
\nJessica Enciso<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

70.<\/h3>\n

\u201cYour need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.\u201c
\nJim Carrey<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

71.<\/h3>\n

“No more homework, no more books! No more teacher\u2019s dirty looks!\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

72.<\/h3>\n

“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.\u201c
\nMitchell Wieland<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"pretend<\/p>\n

73.<\/h3>\n

\u201cJust about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.\u201c
\nRichard Halliburton<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

74.<\/h3>\n

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.\u201c
\nConnor Hart<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Waking<\/p>\n

75.<\/h3>\n

“If I\u2019ve learned one thing in school it\u2019s that these quotes are the only thing that matter.\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

76.<\/h3>\n

“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.\u201c
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Yooo<\/p>\n

77.<\/h3>\n

\u201cA graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.\u201c
\nRobert Orben<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

78.<\/h3>\n

\u201cCharacter is a course, finish it.\u201d
\nMac Canoza<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

79.<\/h3>\n

“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.\u201c
\nSpencer Howard<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Opinions<\/p>\n

As a bonus, we have categorized even m5ore quotes in two other sections:<\/p>\n