{"id":7531,"date":"2017-06-03T06:50:38","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T06:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/?p=7531"},"modified":"2020-02-02T09:14:50","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T09:14:50","slug":"funny-good-morning-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/funny-good-morning-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Funny Good Morning Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

The way you start your morning sets the tone for the rest of the day. If you have an excellent start to the day, you\u2019ll be in the perfect mood for the adventures and challenges ahead. However, if you have to sluggishly drag yourself out of bed in the morning, it\u2019s quite likely that the mental clumsiness will prevent you from seizing the day\u2019s opportunities. Getting yourself into an energized and motivated state of mind in the morning can have a profound impact on your life. What better way could there be than to start your morning with a couple of really funny good morning quotes? The following quotes will not only give you a good laugh but will also help you to start your day the right way.<\/p>\n

Isn\u2019t the power of having an uplifting morning ritual astonishing? If you\u2019re able to jump out of bed, feeling energized and motivated, it\u2019s likely that you\u2019ll be a lot more productive throughout the day.<\/p>\n

“Dracula is a morning person compared to me.\u201d
\nKim Dallmeier<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

At the same time, if you\u2019re having a bad start to the day, it feels as if you\u2019re rushing through the day without ever getting anything done. Even worse, you\u2019ll be a lot less productive because you\u2019re simply not able to focus on one task at a time.<\/p>\n

\"Funny
If you’re struggling to get up in the morning, with the following funny good morning quotes you’ll at least have something to laugh about.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

However, establishing a powerful morning ritual that gets you excited for the upcoming day can be quite difficult. If anything else fails, funny good morning quotes can make a huge difference.<\/p>\n

50 Funny Good Morning Quotes<\/h2>\n

Especially when you\u2019re an early riser<\/a>, it can make quite a difference if you have something funny and energizing to look forward to. Your morning ritual helps you to tap into the vast power of mornings to increase your performance and productivity throughout the day. If you\u2019re looking for something that gets you going in the morning, have a look at funny good morning quotes. These brilliant and funny statements will help you to make the most of your day.<\/p>\n

Here are these funny good morning quotes:<\/h4>\n

1.<\/h3>\n

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
\nGlen Cook<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Morning<\/p>\n

2.<\/h3>\n

“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!”
\nSteve Maraboli<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

3.<\/h3>\n

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
\nKristen Chandler<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Trying<\/p>\n

4.<\/h3>\n

“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.”
\nTimur Vermes<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

5.<\/h3>\n

“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it\u2019s just your alarm clock going off.”
\nCrystal Woods<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"When<\/p>\n

6.<\/h3>\n

“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke\u201d. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.”
\nGehenna Toss<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7.<\/h3>\n

“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
\nMoss Hart<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8.<\/h3>\n

“I love the early hours of the day. It\u2019s a nice place to visit but I wouldn\u2019t want to live there.”
\nJames Lileks<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

9.<\/h3>\n

“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.”
\nH.G. Wells<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

10.<\/h3>\n

“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
\nRichelle Mead<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

11.<\/h3>\n

“Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.”
\nJob Might<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

12.<\/h3>\n

“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
\nMickey Nice<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

13.<\/h3>\n

“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.”
\nRachel Caine<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

14.<\/h3>\n

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon.”
\nTony Smite<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

15.<\/h3>\n

“I have always disliked the morning, it is too responsible a time, with the daylight demanding that it be ‘faced’ and (usually when I wake for I wake late) with the sun already up and in charge of the world, with little hope of anyone usurping or challenging its authority. A shot of light in the face of a poor waking human being and another slave limbs wounded into the light-occupied territory.”
\nJanet Frame<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

16.<\/h3>\n

“I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I\u2019m the mom.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

17.<\/h3>\n

“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.”
\nLemony Snicket<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

18.<\/h3>\n

“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee.”
\nAleksandra Ninkovic<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

19.<\/h3>\n

“It’s a gray morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning.”
\nKate Messner<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

20.<\/h3>\n

“Luckily, today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

21.<\/h3>\n

“Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.”
\nJohn Steinbeck<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

22.<\/h3>\n

“Lena’s hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.”
\nKami Garcia<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

23.<\/h3>\n

“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.”
\nKris Kidd<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

24.<\/h3>\n

“One of the few times in a man’s life when he is not full of s***? The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”
\nJim Lawrence<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

25.<\/h3>\n

“I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night.”
\nAkshay Vasu<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

26.<\/h3>\n

“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
\nMarty Rubin<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

27.<\/h3>\n

“I need to get up \u2013 my coffee needs me.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

28.<\/h3>\n

“In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”
\nLeslie Connor<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

29.<\/h3>\n

“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”
\nMarty Rubin<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

30.<\/h3>\n

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”
\nMarcia Carrington<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

31.<\/h3>\n

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
\nJohn Marsden<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

32.<\/h3>\n

“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
\nLeah Hager Cohen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

33.<\/h3>\n

“You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”
\nTom Robbins<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

34.<\/h3>\n

“It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”
\nE.T.A. Hoffmann<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

35.<\/h3>\n

“I have suggested to several of these eight-hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o’clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up. Some even took this for a serious suggestion. In my opinion, only bakers need to work early in the morning.”
\nTimur Vermes<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

36.<\/h3>\n

“I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.”
\nCriss Jami<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

37.<\/h3>\n

“Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”
\nKahlil Gibran<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

38.<\/h3>\n

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”
\nKevin Hearne<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

39.<\/h3>\n

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”
\nFulton J. Sheen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

40.<\/h3>\n

“The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me.”
\nSally Coleslaw<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

41.<\/h3>\n

“A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”
\nEmily Bront\u00eb<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

42.<\/h3>\n

“I am not a morning person.”
\nLaurell K. Hamilton<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

43.<\/h3>\n

“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
\nTerry Pratchett<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

44.<\/h3>\n

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”
\nJohn Marsden<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

45.<\/h3>\n

“Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.”
\nMedeia Sharif<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

46.<\/h3>\n

“I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you.”
\nSade Andria Zabala<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

47.<\/h3>\n

“Let the morning keep what belongs to the morning.”
\nMarie Rutkoski<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

48.<\/h3>\n

“It feels like the mornings clap their hands. To make me wake.”
\nMarkus Zusak<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

49.<\/h3>\n

“Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.”
\nKylie Scott<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

50.<\/h3>\n

“It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries.”
\nJessie Tower<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hope you enjoyed reading this collection of funny good morning quotes.<\/p>\n

Stay victorious<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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