{"id":6813,"date":"2017-03-03T14:47:52","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T14:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/?p=6813"},"modified":"2020-02-03T17:40:09","modified_gmt":"2020-02-03T17:40:09","slug":"90-funny-love-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/90-funny-love-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"90 Hilariously Funny Love Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Love is a wonderful thing. In fact, it is perhaps the most powerful force in the universe. It is capable of acting as a transformative agent that turns negativity into something more positive. With love in your heart, almost anything is possible. No obstacle is too big to overcome and no person too rude to not have sympathy for their situation. Even more so, love possesses a unique healing power that can magnificently heal your and other people\u2019s emotional wounds. At the same time, however, love isn\u2019t something that is strictly serious and rational. Quite the contrary, love can be quite fun and humorous. To celebrate the magnificently beautiful humor of love, we\u2019ve created a selection of funny love quotes. Enjoy this collection of really funny quotes about love. You may also be interested in our collection of really cute love quotes coming from the heart<\/a>.
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The energy and power of love are most definitely some of the purest in the universe. It encourages us to treat others kindly and to be compassionate towards them. Even more so, by acts of kindness and love, you can set a positive example for others and inspire them to act similarly.<\/p>\n

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Here’s our collection of funny love quotes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

What makes love so beautiful is that it is a multi-faceted phenomenon. One central ingredient of love is humor and fun. Without it, love wouldn\u2019t be the same.<\/p>\n

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”
\nLily Tomlin<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Let\u2019s have a look at these wonderfully funny quotes about love.<\/p>\n

90 Hilariously Funny Love Quotes<\/h2>\n

What is so interesting about funny love quotes is that they stem from some of the funniest comedians and writers of all-time. In the words of these individuals, the concept of love wins an entirely new dimension, namely humor.<\/p>\n

Here are these humorous and funny love quotes:<\/p>\n

1.<\/h3>\n

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
\nOscar Wilde<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Women<\/p>\n

2.<\/h3>\n

“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”
\nSteven Wright<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"I<\/p>\n

3.<\/h3>\n

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
\nCharlie Brown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Unrequired<\/p>\n

4.<\/h3>\n

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby \u2013 awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.”
\nLemony Snicket<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Love<\/p>\n

5.<\/h3>\n

“The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders”
\nLinda Festa<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

6.<\/h3>\n

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”
\nWill Ferrell<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

7.<\/h3>\n

“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.”
\nRichard Pryor<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

8.<\/h3>\n

“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.”
\nRussell Brand<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

9.<\/h3>\n

“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”
\nMarkus Zusak<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

10.<\/h3>\n

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
\nRita Rudner<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

11.<\/h3>\n

“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
\nAgatha Christie<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

12.<\/h3>\n

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”
\nBob Hope<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

13.<\/h3>\n

“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.”
\nRussell Brand<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

14.<\/h3>\n

“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
\nPearl Bailey<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

15.<\/h3>\n

“Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually compatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.”
\nMarc Maihueird<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

16.<\/h3>\n

“I love you and it\u2019s getting worse.”
\nJoseph E. Morris<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

17.<\/h3>\n

“Love, I\u2019ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.”
\nNicholas Sparks<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

18.<\/h3>\n

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.”
\nAndy Warhol<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

19.<\/h3>\n

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
\nAristotle Onassis<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

20.<\/h3>\n

“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.”
\nHonore de Balzac<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

21.<\/h3>\n

“At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.”
\nPlato<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

22.<\/h3>\n

“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
\nRay Romano<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

23.<\/h3>\n

“The key to a successful relationship is to clear your Internet history.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

24.<\/h3>\n

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
\nAlbert Einstein<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

25.<\/h3>\n

“My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.”
\nRodney Dangerfield<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

26.<\/h3>\n

“You call it madness, but I call it love.”
\nDon Byas<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

27.<\/h3>\n

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you\u2019re in.”
\nRichard Jeni<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

28.<\/h3>\n

“Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.”
\nDavid Sedaris<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

29.<\/h3>\n

“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
\nPhyllis Diller<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

30.<\/h3>\n

“Women love a self-confident bald man.”
\nLarry David<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

31.<\/h3>\n

“The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends.”
\nBobby Kelton<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

32.<\/h3>\n

“I\u2019ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

33.<\/h3>\n

“It\u2019s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn\u2019t even speak to each other if they met at a party.”
\nNick Hornby<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

34.<\/h3>\n

“No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

35.<\/h3>\n

“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”
\nGarry Shandling<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

36.<\/h3>\n

“You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn\u2019t fit inside. But just because it won\u2019t fit, doesn\u2019t mean you shouldn\u2019t empty the trash.”
\nJarod Kintz<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

37.<\/h3>\n

“Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”
\nLynda Barry<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

38.<\/h3>\n

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
\nJackie Mason<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

39.<\/h3>\n

“Love thy neighbor \u2014 and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
\nMae West<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

40.<\/h3>\n

“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.”
\nGeorge Burns<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

41.<\/h3>\n

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
\nOscar Wilde<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

42.<\/h3>\n

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
\nAlbert Einstein<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

43.<\/h3>\n

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn\u2019t hurt.”
\nCharles Schulz<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

44.<\/h3>\n

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”
\nChris Rock<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

45.<\/h3>\n

“If you love something set it free, but don\u2019t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
\nChuck Palahniuk<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

46.<\/h3>\n

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.\u201d
\nJarod Kintz<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

47.<\/h3>\n

“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.”
\nJerry Seinfeld<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

48.<\/h3>\n

“What\u2019s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.”
\nCindy Gardner<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

49.<\/h3>\n

“If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji \u2014 no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.”
\nChelsea Peretti<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

50.<\/h3>\n

“It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one\u2019s neighbor.”
\nEric Hoffer<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

51.<\/h3>\n

“A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.”
\nFriedrich Nietzsche<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

52.<\/h3>\n

“A relationship isn\u2019t going to make me survive. It\u2019s the cherry on top.”
\nJennifer Aniston<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

53.<\/h3>\n

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”
\nJarod Kintz<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

54.<\/h3>\n

“My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.”
\nEmo Philips<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

55.<\/h3>\n

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally, they are the same people.”
\nG.K. Chesterton<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

56.<\/h3>\n

“It wasn\u2019t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.”
\nLucille Ball<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

57.<\/h3>\n

“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, making love raises some pretty good questions.”
\nWoody Allen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

58.<\/h3>\n

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”
\nChelsea Handler<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

59.<\/h3>\n

“I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don\u2019t wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.”
\nMaria Bamford<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

60.<\/h3>\n

“Love doesn\u2019t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
\nFranklin P. Jones<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

61.<\/h3>\n

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”
\nJoan Crawford<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

62.<\/h3>\n

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”
\nJules Renard<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

63.<\/h3>\n

“You meet someone and you\u2019re sure you were lovers in a past life. After two weeks with them, you realize why you haven\u2019t kept in touch for the last two thousand years.”
\nAl Cleathen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

64.<\/h3>\n

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years \u2013 then we met.”
\nRodney Dangerfield<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

65.<\/h3>\n

“You can\u2019t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I\u2019d wait for it to go on sale.”
\nHussein Nishah<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

66.<\/h3>\n

“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill, but not doing it because you\u2019d miss them.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

67.<\/h3>\n

“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover\u2019s arms can only come later when you\u2019re sure they won\u2019t laugh if you trip.”
\nJonathan Carroll<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

68.<\/h3>\n

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

69.<\/h3>\n

“Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it\u2019s just another way to bleed.”
\nLaurell K. Hamilton<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

70.<\/h3>\n

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
\nNatasha Leggero<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

71.<\/h3>\n

“Love; a temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
\nAmbrose Bierce<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

72.<\/h3>\n

“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.”
\nFran Lebowitz <\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

73.<\/h3>\n

“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
\nGeorge Carlin<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

74.<\/h3>\n

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
\nBill Maher<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

75.<\/h3>\n

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?”
\nJean Illsley Clarke<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

76.<\/h3>\n

“Love is being stupid together.”
\nPaul Valery<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

77.<\/h3>\n

“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

78.<\/h3>\n

“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
\nW. Somerset Maugham<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

79.<\/h3>\n

“Love means nothing in tennis, but it\u2019s everything in life.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

80.<\/h3>\n

“I want a man who\u2019s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
\nZsa Zsa Gabor<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

81.<\/h3>\n

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That\u2019s relativity.”
\nAlbert Einstein<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

82.<\/h3>\n

“A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.”
\nMary Wilson<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

83.<\/h3>\n

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”
\nScott Adams<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

84.<\/h3>\n

“I will never deny that life isn’t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.”
\nCriss Jami<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

85.<\/h3>\n

“My brother is gay and my parents don\u2019t care, as long as he marries a doctor.”
\nElayne Boosler<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

86.<\/h3>\n

“Women need a reason to make love. Men just need a place.”
\nBilly Crystal<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

87.<\/h3>\n

“Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.”
\nMaya Angelou<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

88.<\/h3>\n

“I have a very strange relationship in general with women around my music. There\u2019s some that understand it and some that think there should be a law against it.”
\nNick Cave<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

89.<\/h3>\n

“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”
\nMiss Piggy<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

90.<\/h3>\n

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
\nErma Bombeck<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bonus I<\/h3>\n

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
\nGroucho Marx<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bonus II<\/h3>\n

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who\u2019ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you\u2019re in the wrong house, that\u2019s what it means.”
\nHenry Youngman<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bonus III<\/h3>\n

“Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.”
\nLeo Buscaglia<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny love quotes.<\/p>\n

Stay victorious!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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