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Having a true best friend is priceless. Through the ups and downs of life, your best friend will always stand by your side. No matter what happens, your best friends will be there for you when you need them the most. Even more so, your best friends add a lot of excitement, joy, and happiness to your life. For this reason, it\u2019s always a good idea to celebrate those thick and thin friends of yours. What could be better to refresh those funny moments with your best friend than with some fabulous quotes? Here are 45 funny best friend quotes from greatly amusing thinkers, comedians, and writers. And if you want even more, also check out our collection of funny friendship quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

What would a friendship be without fun and laughter? In fact, humor adds the extra flavor that makes the friendship with your best friend so worthwhile.<\/p>\n

When in the company of your best friend, you can fully be yourself \u2013 without having to wonder about what others may think of you. And that\u2019s where so much of the fun in a friendship arises from. Similarly, no one has ever those absolutely funny and hilarious moments with their bosses or other acquaintances. For this reason, having a best friend can prove to be the source of a lot of unforgettably funny experiences.<\/p>\n

“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.\u201d
\nWill Rogers<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Just imagine living a life without your best friend. To most, this is unimaginable. Could you even imagine where you would be without all those funny and totally hilarious moments with your best friend?<\/p>\n

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To refresh all these funny and exciting moments, we\u2019ve created a collection of funny best friend quotes. These hilarious quotes by some of the funniest comedians and writers will help you to remember how much fun you have when your best friend is around.<\/p>\n

45 Funny Best Friend Quotes<\/h2>\n

Isn\u2019t it amazing how your best friend adds those uniquely funny moments to your life each time you see each other? For this reason, we\u2019ve decided to celebrate these friendships with some really funny best friend quotes.<\/p>\n

If you like, share these funny best friend quotes with your friends and make them laugh. They will definitely appreciate it. Not only that but it will definitely remind them of all those hilarious moments the two of you had with each other.<\/p>\n

1. Friends that help you<\/h3>\n

“A good friend will help you move. But your best friend will help you move a dead body.”
\nJim Hayes<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"A<\/p>\n

Isn\u2019t it amazing what your best friend would do for you and how much you would do for your best friend? That\u2019s what true friendship is. Being there for each other and accompanying each other through the ups and downs of life.<\/p>\n

2. You know too much<\/h3>\n

“We\u2019ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"We'll<\/p>\n

Over the years, you\u2019ll learn numerous secrets about your best friend. But with this privilege also comes the responsibility to never induct others into these secrets.<\/p>\n

3. Being quiet and reserved<\/h3>\n

“Strangers think I\u2019m quiet, my friends think I\u2019 outgoing, my Best friends knows that I\u2019m completely insane.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Strangers<\/p>\n

Isn\u2019t it funny how differently complete strangers think of us than our friends do?<\/p>\n

4. About your computer history\u2026<\/h3>\n

“Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Good<\/p>\n

Another totally funny best friend quote. But who wouldn\u2019t want to have such a thoughtful best friend?<\/p>\n

5. Being a good egg<\/h3>\n

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.\u201d
\nBernard Meltzer<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"A<\/p>\n

As the years pass by, you\u2019ll learn much about your friends \u2013 especially about their weaknesses. But isn\u2019t that why friendship is so valuable? Your friends know all about your faults but like you anyways. Even more so, they do not like you despite your weaknesses but in most cases because of them.<\/p>\n

6. When life drags you down<\/h3>\n

“Friends hide a smile and help you up when you fall. Best friends laugh so hard that they fall also.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Friends<\/p>\n

And what could be better than heavily laughing on the floor with your best friend?<\/p>\n

7. Keeping a secret<\/h3>\n

“When I say I won\u2019t tell anybody, my best friend doesn\u2019t count.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"When<\/p>\n

This is how secrets spread.<\/p>\n

8. Buying food<\/h3>\n

“Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Friends<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s face it, we all have those friends who take the largest bite possible if you offer them something of your food. But in most cases, we do the same when our best friends offer us something, don\u2019t we?<\/p>\n

9. Best friends make life so exciting<\/h3>\n

“Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Friends<\/p>\n

It couldn\u2019t be articulated much better than this.<\/p>\n

10. Important interventions<\/h3>\n

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
\nArnold H. Glasgow<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

True friends allow you to freely live your life. But once they see that you\u2019re taking a wrong path, they\u2019ll be there for you. That\u2019s what makes your best friend so important. However, be careful about those who remain silent when you\u2019re going down. Similarly, be wary of those who continuously seek to lead you away from the right path.<\/p>\n

11. Protecting your best friends<\/h3>\n

“If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That\u2019s what friendship is all about. Being there for your best friend and helping them against those that seek to harm them.<\/p>\n

12. About nonsense<\/h3>\n

“It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
\nCharles Lamb<\/b><\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What a true privilege it is, indeed.<\/p>\n

13. Loaning out DVDs<\/h3>\n

“Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they\u2019ll never be seen again.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There are two kinds of people you loan out things: your best friends and those of whom you know that they will return the item. But not all of your best friends will actually return what they got from you. Luckily, they will always loan you one of their DVDs or CDs \u2013 so in the end, it all amounts to the same thing.<\/p>\n

14. Being friends until the end<\/h3>\n

“I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare other people.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Perhaps there are one or two best friends in your life that you\u2019ve known since your earliest childhood. These are some really precious friendships. But it often takes quite some effort to maintain your friendships. However, it is well worth the effort. There\u2019s nothing more powerful than a friendship that spans over decades.<\/p>\n

15. True courage<\/h3>\n

“Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

At the same time, you\u2019ll also know how crazy they themselves are. So it shouldn\u2019t be that much of a problem\u2026<\/p>\n

16. About failing<\/h3>\n

“We’re best friends so always remember: if you fail, I will help you to get back up… after I finish laughing.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

17. Doing silly things<\/h3>\n

“Friends don\u2019t let friends do silly things alone.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

18. Effortless friendship<\/h3>\n

“I love that effortless friendship that fits perfectly with my laziness.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

19. Another hilarious best friend quote\u2026<\/h3>\n

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.”
\nBobby Deol<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

20. Being put in a mental asylum<\/h3>\n

“Friendship is: having weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

21. True friends<\/h3>\n

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

22. Together during the good and bad times<\/h3>\n

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
\nOprah Winfrey<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

23. Friends with chocolate<\/h3>\n

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
\nLinda Grayson<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

24. Not just a friendship<\/h3>\n

“You and I are more than friends. We\u2019re like a really small gang.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

25. About shoulders and shovels<\/h3>\n

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
\nSally Bergesen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

26. The nature of friendship<\/h3>\n

“The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
\nMark Twain<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

27. Treating friendship<\/h3>\n

“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn\u2019t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
\nAnne Morrow Lindbergh<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

28. Love and friendship<\/h3>\n

“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
\nMichaela Edmond<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

29. Funny conversations<\/h3>\n

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn\u2019t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like \u2018What about lunch?\u2019”
\nA.A. Milne<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

30. Friends and family<\/h3>\n

“The capacity for friendship is God\u2019s way of apologizing for our families.”
\nJay McInerney<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

31. Being crazy<\/h3>\n

“You don\u2019t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

32. The perfect friend<\/h3>\n

“You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You are everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
\nUnknown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

33. Buying friends<\/h3>\n

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
\nSteven Wright<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

34. The kind of people friends are<\/h3>\n

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
\nGreg Tamblyn<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

35. Knowing who your real friends are<\/h3>\n

“You can always tell a real friend: when you\u2019ve made a fool of yourself he doesn\u2019t feel you\u2019ve done a permanent job.”
\nLaurence J. Peter<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

36. Imaginary friends<\/h3>\n

“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn\u2019t exist.”
\nAaron Machado<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

37. Different opinions and tastes<\/h3>\n

“Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.”
\nW.H. Auden<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

38. What best friends are<\/h3>\n

“Sometimes me think, \u2018What is friend?\u2019 Then me say, \u2018Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.\u2019”
\nCookie monster<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

39. Measuring friendship<\/h3>\n

“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
\nClifton Fadiman<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

40. Having faithful friends<\/h3>\n

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
\nBenjamin Franklin<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

41. What friends are<\/h3>\n

“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.”
\nEdwin Arlington Robinson<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

42. About giving good advice<\/h3>\n

“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.”
\nRobert Staughton Lynd<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

43. What the ideal life is<\/h3>\n

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
\nMark Twain<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

44. About friendship and having good manners<\/h3>\n

“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won\u2019t go.”
\nMargaret Walker<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

45. Friends in politics<\/h3>\n

“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can\u2019t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
\nAnn Richards<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny best friend quotes. And as always, make the most of your friendships. Have the courage to be yourself, be fun, and enjoy every moment of your life \u2013 in the company of your best friend.<\/p>\n

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