{"id":6483,"date":"2016-08-18T10:10:35","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T10:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/?p=6483"},"modified":"2016-08-18T10:10:35","modified_gmt":"2016-08-18T10:10:35","slug":"funny-love-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/funny-love-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"65 Funny Love Quotes and Funny Relationship Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">What would love be like without a good dose of humor? Could there even be such a thing as love without a sense of humor? It\u2019s quite difficult to imagine living in a relationship that lacks humor. After all, laughter strengthens the relationship and makes you feel a lot closer to your significant other. Even more so, humor is what binds people together. For this reason, we\u2019ve created a collection of funny love quotes that will put a smile on the face of your significant other. (See also: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/2016\/beautiful-quotes-about-relationships\/\" target=\"_blank\">Beautiful Relationship Quotes<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/2016\/short-love-quotes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wonderful Love Quotes<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->There are many moments in life when it can be really helpful to have a couple of funny love quotes at hand that celebrate the amusing and humorous aspects of being in a relationship. By reading some of these fantastic quotes, you will quickly be reminded of the great importance of humor in a relationship.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I love being married. It&#8217;s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Rita Rudner<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Perhaps, you may wish to surprise your loved one with some funny love quotes that will brighten their day. Or, you may be looking for something that helps you to remember all the wonderful and funny moments you\u2019ve experienced together.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6484\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6484\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6484\" src=\"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Funny-love-quotes.jpg\" alt=\"Funny love quotes\" width=\"650\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Funny-love-quotes.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Funny-love-quotes-300x175.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Funny-love-quotes-610x356.jpg 610w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6484\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Enjoy the following funny love quotes!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The following quotes will remind you that humor is an important aspect of each relationship. Even more so, the following funny love quotes will help you to remember that a relationship cannot exist for too long if there is no humor, amusement, and fun in it.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\">65 Funny Love Quotes and Funny Relationship Quotes<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here are some really funny couple quotes. Many of these funny relationship quotes will help you to remember the most beautiful and funniest moments you\u2019ve spent with your loved one.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. Jules Renard on hourglasses and love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jules Renard<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Jerry Seinfeld on playing chess<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jerry Seinfeld<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. Groucho Marx on understanding women<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Groucho Marx<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Cindy Garner on remembering your anniversary day<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWhat&#8217;s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Cindy Garner<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Celebrating the day you married your partner is a wonderful opportunity to remember all those beautiful moments the two of you enjoy together. But some people always seem to forget to celebrate this special day. A funny way to avoid this problem is, of course, to marry on your man\u2019s birthday. That way and of you will forget your anniversary day.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you\u2019re looking for some inspiring quotes to celebrate your anniversary day, have a look at our collection of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.planetofsuccess.com\/blog\/2016\/happy-anniversary-quotes\/\" target=\"_blank\">anniversary quotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. Groucho Marx on necking<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWhoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Groucho Marx<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. Lucille Ball on making guesses<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eA man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he&#8217;s not very bright.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Lucille Ball<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. Jack Benny on being happily married<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMy wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jack Benny<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Will Ferrell on the ultimate marriage test<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eBefore you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Will Ferrell<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Nick Hornby on the future of a relationship<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIt&#8217;s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn&#8217;t even speak to each other if they met at a party.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Nick Hornby<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. Garry Shandling on intimacy<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMy friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don&#8217;t really know me.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Garry Shandling<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">11. Henny Youngman on the secret of a happy marriage<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eSome people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Henny Youngman<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">12. Woody Allen on being in love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eI was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Woody Allen<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">13. Albert Einstein on gravity<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eGravitation can&#8217;t be held responsible for people falling in love.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Albert Einstein<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">14. Chris Rock on the things women need<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eThere are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Chris Rock<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">15. Rodney Dangerfield on being happy<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMy wife and I were happy for 20 years &#8211; then we met.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Rodney Dangerfield<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">16. Nora Ephron on marriage and divorce<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eNever marry a man you wouldn&#8217;t want to be divorced from.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Nora Ephron <\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">17. Chelsea Handler on being serious about a relationship<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eObviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Chelsea Handler<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">18. Mindy Kaling on true love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eTrue love is singing karaoke &#8216;Under Pressure&#8217; and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Mindy Kaling<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">19. Lily Tomlin on love being the answer<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIf love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions?\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Lily Tomlin<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">20. Groucho Marx on marriage<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Groucho Marx<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">21. Bob Ettinger on the difficulties of relationships<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eRelationships are hard. It&#8217;s like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks&#8217; notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Bob Ettinger<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">22. Chelsea Peretti on texting<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIf you text &#8216;I love you&#8217; to a person and the person writes back an emoji \u2014 no matter what that emoji is, they don&#8217;t love you back.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Chelsea Peretti<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">23. Robert Louis Stevenson on matrimony<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIf we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Robert Louis Stevenson<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">24. Richard Jeni on honesty<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eHonesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you\u2019re in.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Richard Jeni<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">25. Bill Cosby on what women want<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWomen don&#8217;t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think\u2014 in a deeper voice.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Bill Cosby<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">26. Richard Lewis on being in love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWhen you&#8217;re in love, it&#8217;s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Richard Lewis<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">27. Agatha Christie on archaeologists<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eAn archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Agatha Christie<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">28. Phyllis Diller on being of similar age<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Phyllis Diller<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">29. George Burns on knowing that there is love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is a lot like a backache, it doesn&#8217;t show up on X-rays, but you know it&#8217;s there.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>George Burns<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">30. James Garner on marriage<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you&#8217;d be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>James Garner<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">31. Jerry Seinfeld on knowing how to be a good husband<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eBeing a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jerry Seinfeld<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">32. Helen Gurley Brown on giving off signals<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove doesn&#8217;t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Helen Gurley Brown<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">33. Friedrich Nietzsche on spectacles<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eA pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.<br \/>\n<b>Friedrich Nietzsche<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">34. Maria Bamford on getting married<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eI do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don&#8217;t wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Maria Bamford<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">35. Norm Crosby on teenagers and love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eTeenagers don&#8217;t know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn&#8217;t love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That&#8217;s love.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Norm Crosby<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">36. Rob Delaney on true love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIt&#8217;s probably not love if you don&#8217;t press your face to the toilet seat after they&#8217;ve used it to feel their warmth.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Rob Delaney<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">37. Socrates on getting married<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eBy all means marry. If you get a good wife, you&#8217;ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you&#8217;ll become a philosopher.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Socrates<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">38. Charles Schulz on love and chocolate<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn\u2019t hurt.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Charles Schulz<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">39. Criss Jami on the fairness of life<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eI will never deny that life isn&#8217;t fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Criss Jami<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">40. Russell Brand on being promiscuous<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eI thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Russell Brand<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">41. Oscar Wilde on understanding women<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWomen are meant to be loved, not to be understood.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Oscar Wilde<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">42. Erma Bombeck on marriage and guarantees<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarriage has no guarantees. If that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re looking for, go live with a car battery.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Erma Bombeck<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">43. John Green on Venn diagrams<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eThe Venn diagram of boys who don\u2019t like smart girls and boys you don\u2019t wanna date is a circle.\u201d<br \/>\n<b>John Green<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">44. Hussein Nishah on the price tag of love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eYou can\u2019t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I\u2019d wait for it to go on sale.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Hussein Nishah<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">45. Richard Pryor on the toughness of marriage<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Richard Pryor<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">46. Joan Crawford on the fire of love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Joan Crawford<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">47. Robert Fulghum on compatibility<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWhen we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness \u2013 and call it love \u2013 true love.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Robert Fulghum<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">48. Rowland on a man\u2019s heart<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIn love, somehow, a man&#8217;s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Helen Rowland<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">49. A Jewish proverb on love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jewish Proverb<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">50. Carroll Bryant on love as a two-way street<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is a two-way street constantly under construction.\u201d<br \/>\n<b>Carroll Bryant<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">51. Jackie Mason on cheating<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eEighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jackie Mason<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">52. W. Somerset on dirty tricks<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>W. Somerset Maugham<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">53. Mae West on loving one\u2019s neighbor<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove thy neighbor \u2014 and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Mae West<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">54. James Bailey on eating onions<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWhen a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>James Montgomery Bailey<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">55. Jarod Kintz on misunderstood love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIf loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Jarod Kintz<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">56. Fran Lebowitz on staying in love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIf you can stay in love for more than two years, you&#8217;re on something.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Fran Lebowitz <\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">57. Nicholas Sparks on what love this<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove, I\u2019ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Nicholas Sparks<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">58. Helen Rowland on marriage<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMarriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Helen Rowland<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">59. Judith Viorst on car accidents and other things<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Judith Viorst<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">60. Leopold Fetchner on being sentimental<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eMy wife is really sentimental. One Valentine&#8217;s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside \u2013 Made in Taiwan!\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Leopold Fetchner<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">61. Franklin P. Jones on having a worthwhile ride<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove doesn&#8217;t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Franklin P. Jones<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">62. Katherine Mansfield on true love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eIf only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Katherine Mansfield<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">63. Honore de Balzac on first love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eFirst love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Honore de Balzac<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">64. Lynda Barry on exploding cigars<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eLove is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Lynda Barry<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">65. Mike Birbiglia on money and love<\/h3>\n<blockquote><p>\u201eWhat I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn&#8217;t understand math.\u201c<br \/>\n<b>Mike Birbiglia<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny love quotes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Stay victorious!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What would love be like without a good dose of humor? Could there even be such a thing as love without a sense of humor? It\u2019s quite difficult to imagine living in a relationship that lacks humor. After all, laughter strengthens the relationship and makes you feel a lot closer to your significant other. 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