The 100 Most Epic and Funny Senior Quotes

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The yearbooks of each high school are filled with mundane insights and wannabe-quotes. But every once in a while, there’s one student who manages to come up with the most epic quote of the decade. Some of the best senior quotes are subtly hidden so that they do not fall prey to the censorship of overprotective teachers. Other quotes are straight to your face and one really wonders how they’ve managed to remain in the yearbook. Be that as it may, senior quotes are a fantastic way to sum up your time in school with one sentence. Let’s have a look at the true legends who took a massive risk with their hilariously funny senior quotes. These are the students who pulled off some of the most epic senior quotes ever. Enjoy!

You’re a senior in high school or college and you have one sentence by which everyone you know will remember you. One sentence is definitely not enough to summarize all the experiences you’ve made in school. And it surely is not enough to come up with something truly memorable.

“Yes, that is my actual last name.”
Christopher Gaylord

But if you do come up with an exceptional quote, you can be sure that the entire school will remember you.

Senior quotes

Enjoy our collection of epic senior quotes. Image by Karen Kasmauski

While most students prefer to play it safe by quoting a famous person, by expressing who they are or by honoring their friends, every generation has its handful of pranksters who do not play by the rules. These are the geniuses that will always be known as “the legendary yearbook students.”

The 100 Most Epic and Funny Senior Quotes

Every once in a while a true genius comes along and blows everyone away. These are the quotes that left everyone laughing.


Here are the students who pulled off epically funny senior quotes

1.

“The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.”
[-> Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.]“
Amber Rains

Office

2.

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.“
Ankit Jain

Vegetarian

3.

“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.“
Stephany Esquivel

Girlfriends

4.

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.“
Richard Gilot

Cheaters

5.

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.“
Katya Zamolodchikova

The moon

6.

“To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…“
Julia Simsuangco

Teachers

7.

“I’ve been a Ho all my life.“
Michelle Ho

all-my-life

8.

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.“
Stephanie Flores

Copy paste

9.

“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.“
Jireh

10.

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.“
Joanna Clark

Accomplishment

11.

“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.“
Iyanna Morgan

cake-Senior-quote

12.

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.“
Randey Chung

Like hell

13.

“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.“
Anonymous

14.

“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.“
Gabriela Willis

Mathematics

15.

“Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody“
Morgan Worley

Girlfriend

16.

“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my twitter: @nerojordan“
Jordan Nero

17.

“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.“
Hugh Vo

biceps

18.

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“
Omotola Omotinugbon

Here

19.

“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.“
Unknown

Harry Potter

20.

“My computer screen is brighter than my future.“
Katia Perez

Computer screen

21.

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.“
Karl Mangune

character-limit

22.

“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.“
Maximiliano Navarro

Ravioli

23.

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.“
The anonymous triplets

Triplets

24.

“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.“
Aaron

Single mother

25.

“Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“
Betshina Bernier

Caucasian-senior-quote

26.

“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“
Hannah Goldsborough

Graduation

27.

“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“
Martin Sanchez

Straight

28.

“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“
Michael and Steven DiBlasi

Money

29.

“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.“
Jeffree Star

True beauty

30.

“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ — Dad“
Miranda

fries

31.

“If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. Precious to
Unknown

Pineapple

32.

“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“
Amena Al-shugaa

earphones

33.

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.“
Alexander Gouon

Hannah Montana

34.

“WE ARE NOT RELATED.“
The Nguyens

Not related

35.

“… was released from his four-year sentence.“
Faizon Graham

Sentence

36.

“To the window… To the wall…“
Lewis

Coordination

37.

“My senior project was to make a clone. A+“
Unknown twins

Clone

38.

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.“
Jenna Allen

Let me down

39.

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.“
Alixandra Garcia

Joking

40.

“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.“
McKenzie Ward

Beyonce

41.

“When are our senior quotes due?“
Jeffrey Goodwin

42.

“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.“
Damenian sparks

43.

“You need a good plans to get high (pole vault).“
Patrick Hughes

44.

“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.“
Connor

45.

“The ‘s’ is silent.“
Pareekshit Ravi

46.

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.“
Daniel Jones

47.

“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone“
Samuel Teehee

48.

“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.“
Unknown

49.

“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru“
Aditya Tammana

50.

“My mom should have swallowed me.“
Unknown

51.

“I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“
Jose Alvarez

52.

“This was so easy a caveman could do it.“
Unknown

53.

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.“
Franco Citlalli

54.

“If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.“
Unknown

55.

“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“
Victoria DiPaolo

56.

“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.“
Ian Longley

57.

“I am not Amith. I am a legend.“
Amith M.

58.

“I finally learned how to right good.“
Anonymous

59.

“Goodbye everyone! I will remember you all in therapy.“
Plankton

60.

“See kids… I told you I was good looking in high school.“
Anonymous

61.

“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.“
Rihanna

62.

“Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!“
Unknown

63.

“You will regret not dating me in high school.“
Brookelle Wesley

64.

“When life shuts the door, open it back out. That’s how doors work.
Diana Lopez

65.

“I cheated on all my exams.“
Roshan McGuinness

66.

“I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.“
Segun Akigbogun

67.

“This quote is too important to screw up, so I’m playing it safe.“
Anonymous

68.

“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.“
Aian Nguyen

69.

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
Jessica Enciso

70.

“Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.“
Jim Carrey

71.

“No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks!“
Unknown

72.

“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.“
Mitchell Wieland

73.

“Just about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.“
Richard Halliburton

74.

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“
Connor Hart

75.

“If I’ve learned one thing in school it’s that these quotes are the only thing that matter.“
Unknown

76.

“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.“
Unknown

77.

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.“
Robert Orben

78.

“Character is a course, finish it.”
Mac Canoza

79.

“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.“
Spencer Howard

As a bonus, we have categorized even m5ore quotes in two other sections:

Truly inspirational senior quotes

80.

“Don’t pause for long; there are greater mountains to climb while you still possess the drive and capacity to do so.“
Richelle E. Goodrich

81.

“If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“
Natalie Turk

82.

“The world is waiting for us to graduate from ourselves.”
Shannon L. Alder

83.

“Now is the time to make sure we have the strings of all the balloons we want to keep before they all float away.”
Maggie Stiefvater

84.

“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
Marilynn Dawson

85.

“I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.“
Unknown

86.

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.“
Walt Disney

Even more good senior quoteste

87.

“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Alexis

88.

“Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you!“
Rayan Parikh

89.

“I know that I will look back on these days as being the happiest of my life.“
Unknown

90.

“Sometimes when I’m taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m in the womb.”
Aaron Portillo

91.

“The happier we, the less we see. #asians”
Unknown

92.

“Why, you no doctor, yet? – Dad”
Daniel

93.

“The last days before graduation are bad enough, God knows–out of the womb you go, ready or not. The halls rang with the laughter of the girls who were going to be brides in the next week (and widows shortly after)…”
Elizabeth Savag

94.

“You won’t be able to do this ten years from now—just leave everything behind and go.”
Rachel Kapelke-Dale

95.

“Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m not no Girl Scout.”
Unknown

96.

“If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“
Alexis Bass

97.

„You‘ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix“
Kira Bergman

98.

“I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh.“
Nicholas Ke

99.

Just keep swimming.” — Dory

100.

“Once you grow up, you can’t come back!“
Peter Pan

I hope you enjoyed this collection of the best senior quotes.

Stay victorious!


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