75 Funny Motivational Quotes

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Even the most ambitious among us struggle sometimes to get motivated. When problems and challenges abound in your life, it takes a lot of determination and motivation to keep going. During such difficult times, we all can make good use of something that quickly motivates us in a powerful manner. When you’re motivated to the teeth, you’ll be able to continuously push your own limits. The right motivation ignites the inner fire within you that keeps you going – no matter how difficult the going gets. A high level of motivation will also help you to never cease striving for true greatness. At the same time, when you’re brimming with motivation, you’ll always push yourself to do whatever it takes until you’ve accomplished your ambitious goals. Even further, who doesn’t love the powerful and inspirational effects of motivational quotes? However, what’s even better than mere quotes that get you motivated are funny quotes that boost your motivation. For this reason, we’ve compiled some of the funniest quotes of all time that are packed with funny motivation for you. Enjoy!

Motivation can make a great difference in life. In fact, it’s the difference between mediocrity and greatness. Your level of motivation will also determine whether or not you’re able to continuously force yourself to do whatever it takes.

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”
Jack London

At the same time, getting motivated and maintaining a high level of determination doesn’t have to be a serious undertaking. Quite the contrary, the more joy and fun you associate with motivating yourself, the more powerful will the results be.

Funny motivational quotes

The following funny motivational quotes are both inspiring and humorous.

If you combine motivation with something to laugh about, you’ll get a powerful mixture. That’s why we’ve compiled the following selection of truly funny motivational quotes.

75 Funny Motivational Quotes

Humor can be quite an important asset – especially on your road to success. When you’re able to humorously look back at all your failures and setbacks, you’ll less likely to be discouraged by these past events.

What is so beautiful about funny motivational quotes is that they stem from authors who themselves were confronted with challenges that often seemed larger-than-life. However, they not only found inspiring ways to deal with their problems but they also made some pretty funny observations. So let’s have a look at their funny and inspiring realizations.

Enjoy these hilariously funny motivational quotes

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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.“
Dalai Lama

2.

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.“
Josh Billings

3.

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.“
Unknown

4.

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.“
Thomas A. Edison

5.

“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“
Robert Downey Jr.

6.

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!“
Audrey Hepburn

7.

“If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.“
Donald Trump

8.

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.“
Kyle Chandler

9.

“Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.”
Brian Vaszily

10.

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.“
Tom Lehrer

11.

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.“
Oscar Wilde

12.

“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.“
Pablo Picasso

13.

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.“
Winston Churchill

14.

“If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.“
Steve Maraboli

15.

“Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.“
Miguel de Unamuno

16.

“The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.“
Arthur C. Clarke

17.

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… One step at a time.“
Joe Girard

18.

“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.“
Roger Staubach

19.

“Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.“
Napoleon Hill

20.

“Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.“
Wayne W. Dyer

21.

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.“
Zig Ziglar

22.

“Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.“
Langston Coleman

23.

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.“
Robert Benchley

24.

“It takes sunshine and rain to make a rainbow. There would be no rainbows without sunshine and rain.“
Roy T. Bennett

25.

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.“
Marilyn Monroe

26.

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.“
Phyllis Diller

27.

“Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.“
Paula Wall

28.

“Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.“
Unknown

29.

“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.“
Henry Wadsworth

30.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.“
Will Rogers

31.

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.“
Margaret Mead

32.

“Sometimes life knocks you [down]… get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.“
Steve Maraboli

33.

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.“
Mark Twain

34.

“Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!“
Jeffrey Gitomer

35.

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.“
Confucius

36.

“Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.“
Thomas Abreu

37.

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.“
Oscar Wilde

38.

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.“
A.A. Milne

39.

“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.“
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

40.

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.“
Thomas Eddison

41.

“If you fall, I’ll always be there.“
The Floor

42.

“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.“
Marie Osmond

43.

“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.“
Mahatma Gandhi

44.

“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.“
Sam Levenson

45.

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?“
George Carlin

46.

“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.“
Yogi Berra

47.

“Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body.“
Martin Meadows

48.

“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.“
Richard Bach

49.

“Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work, one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.“
Ralph Waldo Emerson

50.

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.“
Lily Tomlin

51.

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.“
Ron White

52.

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.“
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

53.

“The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.“
James Jason

54.

“I cannot afford to waste my time making money.“
Louis Agassiz

55.

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.“
John Lennon

56.

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.“
Dr. Seuss

57.

“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.“
Ellen Degeneres

58.

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.“
Truman Capote

59.

“It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.“
Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

60.

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.“
George Bernard Shaw

61.

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.“
Isaac Asimov

62.

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.“
Groucho Marx

63.

“The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.“
Malcolm Forbes

64.

“Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.“
Martina Navratilova

65.

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.“
Benjamin Franklin

66.

“Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.“
Arthur Schopenhauer

67.

“When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best that is inspiration.“
Robert Bresson

68.

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.“
Steven Wright

69.

“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.“
Maureen Dowd

70.

“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.“
Marie Osmond

71.

“If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.“
Unknown

72.

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.“
Mark Twain

73.

“I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.“
Louis C.K.”

74.

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.“
Will Rogers

75.

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.“
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny motivational quotes.

Stay victorious!


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